“Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.”

A Wally World moment at Montrose Point Bird Sanctuary.

There’s this scene in National Lampoon’s “Vacation” that you most likely know. The indefatigable Griswold Family had made it through a topsy-turvy road trip to finally reach Wally World, a Disney-like theme park on the West Coast. 

The only thing is, when they got there, the park was closed. And they received the news from a talking moose that serves as …

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